collapsedjester's Journal

collapsedjester's Journal
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Date:	2009-01-21 09:44
Subject:	Rules of the road
Security:	Public
Mood:	hopeful

These are here so you know whether or not you want to RP with me.

1. First and foremost, I only role play on AIM, MSN, or YIM and I only do 1x1s. I fail at checking my e-mail and I'm shy about group role plays. That said, so long as we chat OOC over a messenger, I'd be willing to play on a private board or use the occasional e-mail. I love ending a night of role play only find a fresh post for breakfast. Really, it makes me giddy.

2. I am female. For some crazy reason, people are actually starting to care about the gender of the person they role play with. Personally, I don't. You could be transgendered or a hermaphrodite and it wouldn't affect the role play. OOC, I'd tell you how awesome you are, but that would be about it. So, if you care, I own and operate a vag, but I've been role playing as guys for seven out of those eight years and have even passed as a guy online on many occasions. I pretty much only play guys and, though I prefer yaoi, I might be convinced to do a tiny bit of het if you have a plot I love and a kick-ass character.

3. I am... old. Well, old by internet standards anyway. To put it nicely, I've been legally drinking for nearly two years. Now that you know my age, do me a huge favor: either make sure you're over 17 when you contact me OR never tell me how old you are. Ignorance is bliss and in my case, ignorance means I don't have to dwell on the fact that I might be role playing with someone younger than my little brother. If you do insist on telling me your age, then tacking on the, "but I'm really mature," bit, accept my apologies gracefully when I end the role play that very minute. One key thing about all the mature people out there is that they all lie about their ages, anyway. ^.^

4. I am flexible when it comes to categorizations. If you want our characters to fit into nice, neat seme/uke boxes, tell me and I'll tell you who of my boys is what. If you hate that sort of thing and just want to role play, tell me that as well and I won't say a word. Just note that if you do like the seme/uke titles, don't be too disappointed when I hand you a whole mess of sekes. Heck, I've even got a few bi boys on my casts, so if you're craving a bit of het, we can go there as well.

5. I am a casual role player. I love plot more than anything. Twists and turns make me giddy. I prefer para- and multi-para role plays in third person past tense, but don't expect me to bust my buns to pump out a thirty page post. I just want a juicy plot, well-rounded characters rather than stereotypes, and three-dimensional worlds but don't want to have to get hand cramps trying to add pointless length. I role play for fun, not for my health, you know. I do my best to match my partner for length and I don't tolerate a plethora of errors. That's just not fun for me to read. I think my average is three paragraphs per post and I don't ever dip below two. Just please be able to string beautiful, coherent sentences together in a few flowing paragraphs that are nice to read.

6. I am dingy as hell. Please know that I do delete AIM names if I forget who they are and on more than one occasion, I have accidentally deleted a new role player thinking they were someone else. If that happens, just comment here or my LJ if you want to continue the role play and accept my apologies.

Contact info! (In order of preference)
*AIM: sexycatoswamp (I'm usually invisible.)
*MSN: jinxdragonwings@live.com
*YIM: jinx_dragonwings@yahoo.com (Comment or e-mail me if you want this one.)
*E-mail: collapsedjester@gmail.com